Thrusday night Broness

as we all know bros need to get fucked up. so...i got fucked up last night. not only did i spend just about all of my money, i vomited this morning and last night. i blacked the fuck out before 12 and i woke up this mornig with some new things on my body...my right arm is so fucked up...i learned that i feel into torn bush, so i am currently pulling that shit out out of my arm and i busted my ass in the bar in front of the slam pieces, but they wanted to blow me because i didnt spill the pitcher i was holding....i didnt even think about going to class today, football is going to be great enough...for all you bros out there who have finals, fuck that and get sloshed

bro til i die