Exploting Brodom

so last night i went to the "all you can eat" dining hall, e-hall last night for dinner with a fellow bro. key words, all you can eat, you'll see why later. no it was packed as shit and despite the overwhelming number of slam pieces there, there was also a shit ton of bro haters because no one would fucking give up their seat for two bros and go sit on the floor and eat where they fucking belong. of course i was packing a huge lip because thats what fucking bros do wherever and whenever they fucking what. what the fuck are you going to do? thats right, fucking nothing. so anyways, i was in the cheeseburger line, full of bro haters cuz they wouldnt allow me and my bro take the first spot. when i arrived to the so called "chef" i asked him for a double cheeseburger. being the bro hater he was, he told me 'no'. now i usually eat there every tuesday and thursday for lunch and i was never given this problem from anyone else so i was fucking shocked he told bro that he wasnt allowed to have a double cheeseburger because every bro knows 1 patty isnt close enough. i told him again, 'give me a double' while i gave him a mean mug and he still tried to reject me saying, 'not while theres a line.' i turned, looked at the 4 people in line, then looked at the fuck ton of burgers already cooked on the grill and the shit ton cooking on the next grill over and gave him attitude back saying, 'there is no fucking line give me a double cheeseburger, fuck you give me a double burger then.' he immediatly realized that i was indeed a bro and he abided with a tear rolling down his cheek, fucking loser. after recieving my double burger i called him a loser and my bro took the spot as first in line. without hesitation, because everyone knows a bro doesnt have time for that shit, he asked for a double cheeseburger. realizing that i am a bro, and he was with me, he figured my friend was in fact, also a bro. he immediately gave him his order, leaving no cheeseburgers ready for anyone else in the aforementioned "line". moral of the stories for all bro haters, give the bro what they want because you are an inferior race of wannabe losers and you are not worthy to walk on the same sacred ground we do, let alone try to boss us around with your pathetic, made up rules. also being a bro, i stole a shit load of candycanes cuz they are the shit and i need to stock up for when it isnt christmas time