Slam Piece Girlfriends

there are many things i hate in this brohater society...but none more then seeing a fuckin hipster with a ugly ass slam piece as his girlfriend. This makes me sick for many reasons, mostly because i would not let her suck the shit out of my ass, but also because the hater thinks she is the most beautiful person in the world...there is little spot in hell reserved for people who think like that. here is a bit of advice thu... THAT PIECE OF USELESS LIFE SITTING NEXT TO YOU IS FUCKIN UGLY, DONT SAY SHE IS PRETTY BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOUR WRONG AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO. the next time i see a couple like this i will try to push them into oncmoing traffic to better humanity

Bro til i die

Thrusday night Broness

as we all know bros need to get fucked up. so...i got fucked up last night. not only did i spend just about all of my money, i vomited this morning and last night. i blacked the fuck out before 12 and i woke up this mornig with some new things on my body...my right arm is so fucked up...i learned that i feel into torn bush, so i am currently pulling that shit out out of my arm and i busted my ass in the bar in front of the slam pieces, but they wanted to blow me because i didnt spill the pitcher i was holding....i didnt even think about going to class today, football is going to be great enough...for all you bros out there who have finals, fuck that and get sloshed

bro til i die

Classroom Broness

Your going to ask yourself what the fuck am i talking about...a bro going to class, but shit a blind squrriel finds a nut every once in while. If you do find yourself in class you obviously do not have books or pens or pencils or any of that shit, you most likely have your laptop and the newest issue of playboy. when you arrive at to the class your alreadt hated by the teacher cuz your a bro, but he doesnt say anything due to the fact you would dominate him. you go directly to the back and spread out and get your computer out. you get online and let the professor begin class. while online a whole new fuckin world is opened up to you, you got porn, games, sports, and everything else under the sun. while dening your slampieces friend request on facebook you feel like something is missing. you get out your tin pack it like a pro and throw a bomber in. not only will girls love this, there is a chance one will try to blow you right in class. so as that crazy asshole in the front of the room rambles on about some shit that doesnt matter you are watching some youtube videos and spitting on the ground for some miniority to clean up.

Bros fuckin hate class, but if they have to go they dominate it

Bro til i die

Rules for this blog

grant it, bros dont follow rules. they are made up by society, aka the biggest bro hater of all. but to keep this a classy environment for all real bros, please try your best not to use the terms "faggot" or "nigger" or anything along those lines. im not saying using those makes you a loser, or worse, a bro hater, just do that on your own time so that if there are any bro haters that are illegally viewing this site, we dont have to listen to them bitch and moan. also, dont be detered from using female variations of "faggot" such as "lesbian", "dyke", and so on. these bro haters do exist and it is completely acceptable to call them out

Exploting Brodom

so last night i went to the "all you can eat" dining hall, e-hall last night for dinner with a fellow bro. key words, all you can eat, you'll see why later. no it was packed as shit and despite the overwhelming number of slam pieces there, there was also a shit ton of bro haters because no one would fucking give up their seat for two bros and go sit on the floor and eat where they fucking belong. of course i was packing a huge lip because thats what fucking bros do wherever and whenever they fucking what. what the fuck are you going to do? thats right, fucking nothing. so anyways, i was in the cheeseburger line, full of bro haters cuz they wouldnt allow me and my bro take the first spot. when i arrived to the so called "chef" i asked him for a double cheeseburger. being the bro hater he was, he told me 'no'. now i usually eat there every tuesday and thursday for lunch and i was never given this problem from anyone else so i was fucking shocked he told bro that he wasnt allowed to have a double cheeseburger because every bro knows 1 patty isnt close enough. i told him again, 'give me a double' while i gave him a mean mug and he still tried to reject me saying, 'not while theres a line.' i turned, looked at the 4 people in line, then looked at the fuck ton of burgers already cooked on the grill and the shit ton cooking on the next grill over and gave him attitude back saying, 'there is no fucking line give me a double cheeseburger, fuck you give me a double burger then.' he immediatly realized that i was indeed a bro and he abided with a tear rolling down his cheek, fucking loser. after recieving my double burger i called him a loser and my bro took the spot as first in line. without hesitation, because everyone knows a bro doesnt have time for that shit, he asked for a double cheeseburger. realizing that i am a bro, and he was with me, he figured my friend was in fact, also a bro. he immediately gave him his order, leaving no cheeseburgers ready for anyone else in the aforementioned "line". moral of the stories for all bro haters, give the bro what they want because you are an inferior race of wannabe losers and you are not worthy to walk on the same sacred ground we do, let alone try to boss us around with your pathetic, made up rules. also being a bro, i stole a shit load of candycanes cuz they are the shit and i need to stock up for when it isnt christmas time

Bro Chronicles

attention all you bros out there. this is a spot for us elites in society aka bros to leave their stories and what not of complete and utter brodom. if you are not a bro (bro haters), fucking leave and go play world of warcraft and watch your anime. if you are wondering, how do i know if i am bro enough to even browse this site, go to broslikethissite.com. party on fellow bros and fuck all the loser bro haters