Monday, December 7, 2009
Bro Chronicles
attention all you bros out there. this is a spot for us elites in society aka bros to leave their stories and what not of complete and utter brodom. if you are not a bro (bro haters), fucking leave and go play world of warcraft and watch your anime. if you are wondering, how do i know if i am bro enough to even browse this site, go to broslikethissite.com. party on fellow bros and fuck all the loser bro haters
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im all about fuckin chicks and packin lips....fuck the hipsters and bitches who are bro haters, they can suck a fat cock
ReplyDeletebro til i die
yea those fucking bras that arent down for being slam pieces or that are ugly as shit can go talk about how long it is till menopause sets in and what scent of pine sol they will use the next time they clean their bathroom
ReplyDeletebros from the womb to the tomb
ReplyDeleteEpic Broment.
ReplyDeleteSo i was at this party hookin up with this freshman slam piece... shes an SKeeze and every bro knows what that means. Yeah shes gonna play with my weiner. The party fuckin blew cus sorority skirts dont know that one keg = keg drain ({Brotology) Anyways beers out and im tryin to get this slices skirt off so like every other bro knows boozin doesnt stop until me and my bros break shit or i blackeye a bitch in the slaying pit. I run across the street grab my coors light i left in my older bros skeez' car. I get that shit and walk across the street stopping traffic cus im a bro and run shit. The bro haters on their bikes see me but cant do shit for 2 reasons i) unless i drink into a coma i have perfect motor skills. Every bro has god given talent to blow a .30 and drive much less walk. I woulda driven that bitches car over cept it was a volvo and no bro can be seen driving that shit. ii) most importantly im a bro so of course i had my party hat on (white polo hat with leather strap) so no bro hater would even think about approachin me. I get back to the party with my coors light. Immediately i regain my top bro status at the party as me and my bros pound my reserve. I find the slampiece again and thats when i saw this SKlore whos been tryin to suck my dick since i can remember. The slut im with is a hotter bra so i try to cloze on that butt before brohaters can dry her puss up with their presence. Out of the blue the handicap shittin stall of brohaters, sorority big sister, grabs the slut outta my hand and steals her from my bro grip under her pants. She explains she has to go back to her spinsters house, so instead of going back and drinking the inferior race into toilet hugs, my bro instinct tells me to slice the other whore at the party. I find her acting like i tried to find her all night which every bro knows that means shes my last chance at gettin my shit licked. We trade tongue swabs outside when she stops and hugs some doucher. I go who the hell are these clowns. She explains its her ex and his boys (ultimate bro hating team). I immediately look to assert my broness and get these fucks gone. Whats a bro to do but play tonsil hockey in front of the ex. After minutes after observing my supreme bro swag, these fucks leave and go to the bro hater playground. Ashby. I get word of a bro soda sesh back at the frat house so i tell this slampiece were goin. She gets a cab and we take it. Unnaceptable behavior as bros are meant to drive drunk. It fuckin america you puritan virgins. I regain my bro cred as when we get to the house i get outta the cab immediately and leave the twat to pay that shit. Bros sodas were had and im plastered (a bros natural state). The place is crowded and im lookin to shove my cock in her throat and blast bro stains in her eyes. We make out on the side of the house out in the open (mad bro points) As alls goin well a gust of wind causes me to collapse on this used fuck doll. Any other bro hater limp dick fuck wouldnt know what to do after gettin this bitch more muddy than the time this dumb bra fucked a mike tyson loook a like. Fucking bras. As a true bro i knew i had the upper hand in this situation. I say a couple words to her, degrading her, blaming her for me collapsing on that slut and fucking up her whore suit. Every bro knows that breaking a slam pieaces self esteem is a high risk high reward play. Much to my delight, like when i made my first girl cry, this slut unzipped my pants and started using my weiner to check her gag reflex. Moral of the story... Bros are the shit and sorority girls are about as useless as a dyslexic kid at a spelling bee when it comes to anything not regarding servicing a bro. What type of girl would give dome after being collapsed on? A fucking cum dumpster sorority bra.